Friday, October 16, 2009

We should all start this thing. We could like

post pictures and write stuff and kind of sort of get to know each other.

Then we could pretend we are very cool, and we have new careers based on it as writers. WRITERS! Like F Scott Fitzgerald or that guy who used to be an investment banker who wrote a book about investment bankers or Alex Balk, poor bastard.

We could call it wogging. You know like web logging! Get it? Get it? Then we could start sucking the dick of rich people in hopes of getting rich. We could go out with each other, and it could end badly. O the places we will go! To the bathroom, to the kitchen, to the fridge to see if there's a snack there.

Yes, yes. And our king will be . . . a guy in Sacramento.

So how are we all? Living in tents or what?

Let me just say that I sort of hate Barack Obama. How did I not know that the president of law review would be a douche-bag? Also, I so could take Rahm Emanuel, I know I could.

The blogspot is so fancy now. Very nice. Like a new Saturn. That's a car right?

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Out from Hiding.


I am in Scranton volunteering for a few weeks for Barack Obama. After the peeing and laughing, this is what we need:

Kyocera Marbl for Virgin Mobile Phone = $12.99
One month of unlimited calling @$79.99

You can send to Bill Rubin from LaD @
222 Wyoming Avenue
Scranton, PA 18503.

Please help send phones.

O, and as for Scranton, after I get back maybe I will write the entire story. There is NO WHERE to get your nails done, and the clothes are just atrocious.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

i went outside.

now i am back inside. the sun hurt my eyes.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

our daily bread

atlamura

my people overcome bad food capitalists. to wit.

fabulous photo entitled altamura 1973 by him. una cosa speciale, no?

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

re:fraction

he's cute, but can he count? do you suppose he is 29 years 8 months which as she would know makes him 29.66, or is he actually 29.8 years old which makes him 29 years 9.6 months old? or does he just like the dot because he's a designer? o the enignomony of it all.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

you think you've flown before, but you ain't left the ground

it's a real good bet
the best is yet to come
and won't that be fine

you think you've seen the sun
but you ain't seen it shine

wait till the warm-up is underway
wait till out lips have met
wait till you see that sunshine day

you ain't seen nothin' yet
the best is yet to come
and won't that be fine

it's my birthday. hee hee. i love this getting old thing. (especially when you look young -- just ask my biggest proponent.) o and yeah, i lost like 40 lbs. when i'm old and hot i'll post a pic. when i'm ripe so to speak. then i'll just fall off the vine and rot.

Friday, November 25, 2005

no i haven't been sitting around eating bon bons

truffles

i've been making them! truffles, baby.

white chocolate cheese cake covered in graham cracker
white chocolate peach covered in almond
milk chocolate malted
plan
raspberry
mocha